Monday, August 9, 2010

Ugh Dent!

As I lie awake at night contemplating all of the things I like and dislike about people and the world, I find myself coming back to one thing. My middle finger on my left hand. It would seem perfectly normal if you didn't look at it closely. But if you did, you would notice that it does not have a rounded top. In fact, it has a dented top. Stupid guitar playing has warped my finger! Okay, so it is kind of cool. But, it is also really annoying. I mean, I'm not going to stop playing guitar just because of my weird finger dent so, I am cursed to have a freaky finger forever. Well, maybe not forever. Probably until I am an old man and have arthritis so I can no longer play guitar.

Computer Solitaire is infuriating. I have plateaued at the skill level in which the kind of Klondike where you can flip over the deck is too easy and the other kind is too hard. Therefore, I am forced to either be bored playing the easy kind or frustrated playing the difficult kind. I am thinking about cheating on Klondike with FreeCell.

 Facebook is really stupid. I mean, I don't know why I have one exactly. I'm too addicted at this point to quit but, I still think it is an idiotic waste of time. Anyone with whom I wished to stay in touch I could call or text. At the same time, I can't stop getting on it.

The day before Yom Kippur is called Erev Yom Kippur by the way. On this day, one will atone for the sins done to other men.

I would make an awful Tibetan Monk. This is mostly due to the fact that I have a personal vendetta against all bugs. If I happen to see a bug I consider it not only my right but my duty to kill it. And yes I get it, bugs are important. Without x bug we would be overrun with y bug and without y bug hippopotamuses wouldn't be clean or something. And of course, that would spell our demise.

"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"
"I don't know and I don't care."



  1. You should give up solitaire and switch to minesweeper or tetris. They are much more interesting and require more skill than luck.

  2. Lol, unclean hippopotamuses lead to anger. Anger leads to hate. And hate... leads to suffering.
    (I don't know why, but I find myself commenting with a lot of random Star Wars references lately.)

  3. Minesweeper requires more luck than skill. I should know - for the last three months, I've just about done nothing but played minesweeper.

  4. Haha Ashwin, my mom has spent the last like ten years playing minesweeper and has a really fast high score. The way she plays it, is almost all skill. And I always love a good Star Wars reference Allison.