Megabyte me.

I hate technology. I hate it so much. I hate the internet, I hate microwaves, and most of all, I hate computers. Those who invented the home computer were jerks. They made a product that was incredibly useful and that people want to use a lot. However, it is so efficient that it makes twenty seconds seem like an unbearable waste of time. My computer is awful. I turned it on fifteen minutes ago and I have just gotten to my blog. I wish that we didn't have computers or the internet. In fact, I wish we didn't have electricity at all. I wish that we had to read Wikipedia by candlelight just as our forefathers once did.

The walls of my room are really awesome. They're covered with really awesome posters including, but not limited to, two official movie posters from Harkins itself (Get Smart and the X-Files), a poster of Stephen Colbert's portrait that hangs over his mantle which is that of Stephen Colbert standing in front of his mantle where a portrait hangs, and a six foot tall maroon poster with the cover of the Barenaked Ladies album Maroon on it. The rest of the stuff on my walls is a jumble of things that have to do with Harry Potter and theatre.

This has been one of those days in which the title of my entire blog really reflects my feelings. I can't seem to make my mind up about anything lately. I'm surprised I even follow my routine anymore. I've been phoning stuff in for a while now. This includes this blog. I haven't done my best to make these posts as good as I'd like them to be.

And on that note,
Simon